Chewie is not a mailbox.

In fact, Chewie will make a speech just to say so.

Which will consist of…

“ARRRRR URRRRR”

Roughly translated, it means,

“I don’t care if you have a mailbox fetish. You need a life.”

I know how to use the Big Computer. 

It involves my bowcaster. 

And threatening those that use it.

This looks bad. I don’t want to be eaten!!! By the giant Bunneh!

Happy Mother’s Day from Chewie and Wicket!

Don’t forget to send your mom a card. And do something nice to her or with her! Both are good. Take it from us, we know.

I think I got PWN’ed again!

Nothing’s better than being with your friends and feeling absolutely loved.

Chewie has a new friend! His name is Wicket.

I stole this picture of him from the site that sold him. He came a few days ago, and Chewie is very happy that he has a friend to play with.

The funny thing is that Chewie looks like he’s the aggressive one, while Wicket is the cute and smiley one. The opposite is true. In the movies Wicket is the aggressive one, challenging Leia with his spear.

And Chewie is the affectionate one.

I couldn’t find a picture but you know what I’m talking about. 

My mom says that I should be more like Wicket instead of Chewie…

I think that I should be more like Chewie.

Somehow I always end up PWNed.

Love and friendship are always good. 

They’re what makes the world go round.

Chewie is telling you that nail polish is bad for your nails. It does awful things to them.